PRIVATE MEMBERS SECTION

The SHEET MUSIC for "The Biggest Pair of Panties in the World" You may print this page out and perform it at your grand piano if required.

Unpublished tricks:

The Modest Scotsman Fun with kilt wearers
The Milkmaid's Missing Knickers An amusung enactment of a tragic tale
The Pant Pattern Predictor How to tell what your volunteers' pants look like!