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### I've got a SCARY joke about the number FOUR... ... but I'm 22 to say it.

 This clip appeared in the SUN newspaper!

### Why was the maths teacher late for school? He got on the rhombus.

#### An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician have a length of fencing material, and they are competing to see who can enclose the biggest field. First the engineer makes a neat square fence. "Rubbish!" says the physicist who then makes a circular enclosure. "The maximum area for a fixed perimeter is a circle." But then to their amazement the mathematician says: "That's still not the biggest possible field." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares: "I define myself to be on the outside."

 See the MM author when he was thin and had some hair.

### Do you know how a mathematician manages to imagine a TWELVE DIMENSIONAL Space? First he imagines an n dimensional space then he lets n =12. Easy!

#### Three logic experts go into a bar. The barman says "would you all like a drink?" "I don't know," replies the first. "I don't know," replies the second. "YES we would!" replies the third. Thanks to Michael Jones for this super-intelligent gag!

 Hu Yi Jie from Singapore sent us this great joke about the "Meanies" from THE MEAN AND VULGAR BITS: What happened to the Meanie who put his head in the oven and his feet in the fridge? On average he felt fine!